Top 25 Country Music Titles of All Time!

Don't get me wrong. I love Country Music, but these are just funny!
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Counting Down the Top 25 Country Music Titles of All Time

25. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.

24. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

23. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Daddy's Head).

22. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.

21. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin' Over You.

20. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2

19. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

18. The last thing I gave her was the bird

17. She's my ex and I don't know why

16. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up With a Few.

15. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.

14. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.

13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.

12. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

11. I Liked You Better Before I knew You So Well.

10. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.

9. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

8. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.

7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.

6. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here.

5. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.

4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run So We're Even.

3. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

2. Oh, Jesus, Kick me Through the Goal posts of life

1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye.

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